Some Really Bizarre Dreams

I've been having some really bizarre dreams lately. I remember last night I had two dreams because when I woke up from the second one, I thought "I really need to remember this one cause it was weird!"

Of course I don't remember the second one, but I for sure remember the first one.

Dream One:

Kent and I were on some island and we were trying to get camping gear or something packed up so we could leave. The only problem? Ducks. There were these insane ducks on the island who thought we were trying to take over their land or something. So every time we tried to get our stuff to leave, they would peck our feet with their bills. And this was no little "peck, peck." This was a vicious attack on our feet. The tops of your feet are very sensitive! Lots of tendons and nerve endings and such.

At one point in the dream, we decide to give up and just fall asleep and try again in the morning. But in my dream, as I slept, the ducks prepared a sneak attack and went after our feet through the blankets. In my dream, I woke up and tried to get the ducks off of me. I mean, I'm not a violent person, and I was really loathe to hurt these poor, sweet ducks. But in the dream attack, I was pissed and started kicking them every which way.

Then in real life, I woke up. And my feet hurt.